PUBLIC-SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: The Department of Justice sentenced the Scotts Miracle-Gro Company last week to $12.5 million in criminal and civil fines, for tainting wild bird food with insecticides. “Scotts pleaded guilty in February 2012 to illegally applying insecticides to its wild bird food products that are toxic to birds, falsifying pesticide registration documents, distributing pesticides with misleading and unapproved labels and distributing unregistered pesticides,” the DOJ announcement stated. Shop smart, gardeners and bird-lovers: The Scotts portfolio of brands includes not just their ubiquitous fertilizer and lawn seed plus Miracle-Gro fertilizer and potting soils, but also Osmocote, Ortho (fungicides, pesticides, herbicides and more), Peters soluble fertilizer (through their professional division, Everris), and of course Roundup, a Monsanto creation. Enough said. (Doodle by Andre Jordan, of course.)